Why some of us will never be The Apprentice

Whilst one can only speak for oneself, one finds that one could never be The Apprentice if one has to handle/lookat/smell/cut/eat fish. Not only that, but one has to put one in between every few words - could get one rather confused after a while!

The first episode of the new series was brilliant stuff. All the backstabbing, the great social class division theme, and of course Sir Alan's famous facial expressions.

I do wonder though, how much of it is hyped up. The posh boys v the rough-around-the-edges lads just seems a bit too contrived somehow. Although, some of those toffs are hilarious. I can see Raef annoying most people eventually, and Nick's super education didn't get him very far.

The preview clip of next week's episode makes Jenny look really scary, can't wait to see her in action. Next week's ponder:

• Will Lucinda still have a pink beret on?
• Will Michael burst into tears if he doesn't get a pat on the back for doing a good job?
• Will the soap suds in the laundry be beneath the likes of Raef?
  

The Apprentice Soundtrack